I’ve sat here laughing my ass off at that Family Guy gif for the past 5 minutes. I’m still laughing. Oh look, I just snorted.

4 months ago on 9 January 2012 ~ 8:23pm
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4 months ago on 9 January 2012 ~ 8:18pm 66 notes
Took Mr. Yodester for a walk today. Turns out he has a poodle fetish… ._.

So yeah, that was the only eventful part of my day.

Took Mr. Yodester for a walk today. Turns out he has a poodle fetish… ._.

So yeah, that was the only eventful part of my day.

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4 months ago on 8 January 2012 ~ 3:10am

Everyone is just so cute and happy with their relationshipness.

missxadams:

Then there’s me:

4 months ago on 8 January 2012 ~ 3:06am 4 notes

Boobs

Boobs and shoes.
That’s all I care about right now.

4 months ago on 6 January 2012 ~ 5:41pm 1 note
Gonna beat the Biebz.

Gonna beat the Biebz.

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4 months ago on 4 January 2012 ~ 4:43pm 14 notes

Okay.

Now I’m crying. I’m sorry. That whole post was stupid. Thanks you guys. I guess I just needed reassurance. I wanna start talking to you all more.

5 months ago on 2 January 2012 ~ 3:10am 1 note

Do you guys actually like me?

Not to sound like an attention whore. But I genuinely want to know. I don’t have to be here. Maybe it’s just my insecurities getting the best of me, but tell me the truth. Please? It won’t hurt.

5 months ago on 2 January 2012 ~ 3:05am
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5 months ago on 2 January 2012 ~ 2:53am 59 notes

Origin of the saucy twat crumpets.

5 months ago on 1 January 2012 ~ 6:50pm 1 note